Politicians share more
traits with plastic shopping bags than we might assume at first glance. Both
are almost always opaque; the big mouths of each flap in the breeze; and plastic shopping bags enjoy a useful life of about 12
minutes before becoming trash, while politicians—-hmmm….
OK, forget that last:
politicians are worthless from the get-go. So perhaps they envy plastic bags,
which Americans find so very valuable that they consume somewhere between 14 billion to 100 billion of them per year. Ergo, officials in the People’s Democratic Republic of New York
have banned plastic shopping bags as have those in the PDRs of
California and Hawaii. (Before you gloat that at least your locale isn’t that crazy, check to see what your legislators are hatching.)
New York State decreed last year that its serfs must
forego the convenience of “free” plastic shopping bags with their purchases—or
such bags at any price; their diktat went into effect this past Sunday.
Certainly, this is among the minor annoyances we suffer under Amerika’s
totalitarian regimes: it’s not as though the TSA will now infest supermarkets,
groping customers, or cops will haunt Aldi’s liquor aisles, demanding ID before
infiltrating the dairy section to slaughter the completely innocent “by mistake.”
But the difficulties
of shopping sans plastic bags dramatically increase in New York City. Most
folks there lug purchases home by hand rather than merely stowing them in their
car; they walk, sacks in hand, sometimes only a few blocks but often more. Thanks
to exorbitant property taxes, apartments are
notoriously small in the Big Apple, space is tight, and many people spontaneously
dart into bodegas for some sushi and a serving of
aloo gobi rather than cooking dinner in a cramped kitchen.
Their Rulers’ latest
decree turns that easy task onerous: as of March 1, “Shoppers can carry their own reusable bags,
buy one at the store, or cough up an extra 5 cents for a paper bag…”
As always, potentates
pooh-pooh the problems they’ve produced. “Erica Ringewald, a spokeswoman for the
state’s Department of Environmental Conservation,” enthuses,“You leave the
house, you say, ‘I got my keys, I got my phone, I got my sunglasses, I got my
bag…’” But Erica lives in Albany, where she no doubt
drives to stores. Breathtaking, isn’t it, her disregard for the elderly,
arthritic widow in Coney Island who, having forgotten her bag, painfully grasps
her tub of margarine for the three blocks she’ll hobble to her apartment.
You may be marveling
as I was at that “extra 5 cents for a paper bag…” That is not an optional
expense from entrepreneurs struggling as they typically do to ease their
customers’ pain at the State’s diktats; no, that petty larceny is mandatory. Politicians aren’t ordering stores to sell
bags—yet. But they are commanding those who offer paper to charge a nickel per
bag. Which reveals the actual purpose of forbidding plastic: the law hands more
power to politicians and bureaucrats and shovels yet more of our money into the
state’s coffers: “Three [of the five] cents will be given to the state’s
Environmental Protection Fund, while the remaining 2 cents is handed
to local agencies.”
New York City is
heavily Marxist, so worry over the State’s newest intrusion into daily life
arises not over its totalitarianism but over its “impact” on the
“disadvantaged.” One Stalinist at Whole Foods opined to the New York Times, “I know this [ban] is much easier for the bourgeoisie than
it is for the working class…” I nominate that quote for this year’s
“Moronically Regurgitating the Communist Manifesto”
Award. Predictably, Our Rulers exempt welfare-queens from their ban: “If you pay using SNAP or WIC, you will not be
charged any paper bag fees. Stores must provide SNAP and WIC users with free
carryout bags. No other customers are exempt from this fee.” It’s always a
blessing when the State foregoes taxes, given the horrific harm it buys us with
our own money. But it’s also a bit much to rob us on behalf of these sponges
while excusing them from the ban.
Not surprisingly,
politics rather than facts has driven the hatred for plastic bags. For
starters, “Plastic bags are less than 1% of all litter …
EPA data …[show] that the entire category of plastic sacks, wraps, and bags —
including trash bags as well as grocery bags — together account for only a
little over one percent of all municipal solid waste, and only a small fraction
of overall plastics.” I don’t have stats, but I’d wager politicians and
bureaucrats comprise at least another 49% of “municipal solid waste,” while
the Thousands Standing Around
at airports account for the remainder. Those hoping to save the
planet should go after that garbage first.
Second, “In 2011, the UK’s Environment Agency …
looked at the number of times that a bag would need to be reused in order to
have the same environmental impact as the conventional … [plastic] bag that
people are used to. They reach [sic] the following
conclusion: ‘In round numbers these are: paper bag – 4 times, LDPE bag – 5
times, non-woven PP bag – 14 times and the cotton bag – 173 times.’”
Other studies have delivered similar findings.
But reality doesn’t matter when politics decides an issue: only publicity for
politicians does. Accordingly, New York City’s bigwigs are squandering our
taxes on “free” “reusable bags” that the Department of Sanitation
will dispense to subjects, regardless of the “environmental
impact.”
That’s after they
wasted our money on a “NEW YORK STATE PLASTIC BAG TASK FORCE” and its “REPORT,”
which alleged, “Single-use plastic bags are a detriment to the health of
communities and the environment alike. … their negative impacts can be seen
daily. These problems … are not only a statewide problem but a national as well
as international issue of concern.”
Hey, more parallels
with politicians!
Becky
Akers [send her
mail] has published two novels of the American Revolution, Halestorm and Abducting Arnold. They celebrate liberty and
sedition, among other joys, so buy them now, before they’re banned.