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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Things I have learned reading daBN: (daBuffalo News)

Things I have learned reading daBN:
Democracy in action: daR Congress agrees with daD Pres; daR Pres agrees with daD Congress; daD Pres vetoes what daR Congress passed; daD Congress disagrees with daR Pres; daD Pres signs into law what daD Congress passes; daR Pres vetoes what daR Congress passed
Obstructionism: daR Pres vetoes what daD Congress passed; daR Congress disagrees with daD Pres; daR Pres signs into law what daR Congress passed 


Wait, what about if daD Pres vetoes what daD Congress passed?
That's not a serious question! Never happens!


What about those crazy C guys, like TEA Party and stuff?
Simple - drawn, quartered and hung from the nearest lamp post!


Knowing the above facts earned me a PHD in Jurinalism and I am now an editor!

Decoder: R=Republican    D=Democrat    C=Conservative