Every wonder what can possibly happen on a
foreign aid humanitarian mission? Well, have a look. Now,
I don’t want to make fun of this because this is a horrifying thing and the
survivors will be in a living hell. But I will say this: I humbly suggest that
every American demand our money back from the United Nations. How long have we
been carrying water for this pathetic joke of a “peacekeeping force” that can’t
seem to keep any peace, defend anybody, or stop “Never Again” from never again and
again and again all over the place?
It seems that even the United States
government itself peed down their pants leg about trying to stop the actions of
what amounts to a terrorist group. They threw these people under the bus. Or,
under the white-painted UN armored personnel carrier, such as the case may be.
I would imagine the UN peacekeepers were too scared and too busy doing bong
hits in those APCs to bother responding and doing their frickin’ jobs. Who was
in charge of changing their diapers that day, anyway?Excuse me, but we can
understand the UN wetting their pants at the thought of firing their own
weapons. But what happened to the tough guys in the U.S. government that talk
so tough you’d think they bite the heads off of animal crackers day and night?
Now, I would say that people really better
think twice about serving in certain places overseas. Especially places where
the kids probably get an AK-47 and a party-pack of grenades for their
coming out party. Yes, it’s sad. Yes, it’s tragic. But in many cases, I’m
sorry, but there’s not much you can do on the ground. And how about the fact
that the United Nations is just a paper tiger? Think you can count on those
blue-helmeted clowns to rescue anyone? Sometimes, those UN peacekeepers are the
ones forming up rape gangs themselves. See, unarmed women are about all that a
UN peacekeeping force can engage and survive without surrendering.
Why are we even in the United Nations?
Hasn’t the time come to pull the plug on this Frankenstein of foreign policy? This
experiment has failed. It’s time to scrape the smelly slime off the petri dish
into the trash and chalk it up to big idea, small results. Wasn’t the original
idea of this sham force of tin soldiers to park them between two combatants in
a war to create a buffer zone? How’d that work? I think this didn’t work out so
well in the Suez Crisis. Not until Soviet head honcho Nikita Khrushchev
threatened to nuke London and Paris did this crisis end. Not because of
the UN. It was because President Eisenhower was crapping bricks about this
crisis blowing up into a nuclear war (pardon the pun.) So he ordered the
British, French, and Israeli troops out of the pool and the Soviets and
Egyptians had a good laugh at snookering the West and causing a NATO family
feud. Right, but the UN sent in a peacekeeping force afterwards to go over
there and look like they had actually done something. Besides peeing their
pants, that is.
Excuse me, but since when has the UN been
effective at anything other than wasting vast sums of cash on senseless
projects and missions that accomplish little but employ legions of smug dorks
with liberal arts and humanities degrees? I suppose if we wish to know the
cultural legacy of some little known tribe in the Amazon (who actually wished
to be left alone and not harassed by UN anthropologists), then the UN might
have merit upon which to boast. But when you were not able to stop several
genocides with UN troops just a hop, skip, and a road march away, you have
nothing whatsoever of which you may glorify yourself. And what wars have you
managed to stop? None. You have brokered cease-fires, which were periods where
the combatants were able to rebuild their forces and repair their armored
vehicles to then re-enter hostilities as UN peacekeepers squatted in bunkers
and filled their collective pants.
To this worldwide welfare organization we
should continue paying?! Our tax money should continue funding this obscene
joke of a “League of Nations”? I haven’t forgotten that the League of Nations,
which is the grand-daddy of the United Nations, failed to stop World War
Two. What, the weapons inspectors just happened to miss all those panzer
divisions and squadrons of Stukas just sitting there? And the world had to
resurrect this world government cadaver and pawn off this farce as the United
Nations? Beg pardon, but this is the sequel to the League of Nations.
“But the UN has weapons inspectors to make
sure other countries don’t build nuclear weapons!” Oh, you mean like India and
Pakistan did? And Israel has and does, but refuses to admit? And does not allow
UN weapons inspectors in to places they say no? The UN doesn’t even realize
that it isn’t just the United States as a nation that has the ability to build
nuclear weapons. There are about a dozen states in the United States that
possess fissile material, technicians, and the facilities to manufacture
nuclear weapons and could have about six apiece within a year if they
decided to do so. The UN would crap their pants to have to send weapons
inspectors in here after the collapse of the United States. They’d be looking
for who made off with the 2,600 known nuclear weapons and about four states
would be well on their way to making their own. Plus delivery vehicles.
The
government of a nation is bad enough. But a world government? Come on, man, the United Nations couldn’t agree on what
to order out for lunch. In the end, they’d all starve to death before coming to
an agreement on the cuisine. And getting back to these peacekeepers,
they’d be better off just hiring some good cowboys here in Arizona to go
over there and defend these humanitarian aid missions. Those guys wouldn’t be
afraid to shoot a ragtag gaggle of armed goons battering down the
door. They wouldn’t need any stinking UN badges, either.
Time and again, the UN is revealed unto us
as UN-necessary, UN-able, and UN-skilled. There are three entities by
which the American people are being robbed via federal taxes: The United States
government, NATO, and the UN. These three organizations are the most
pathetic examples of military and leadership bungling, incompetence, and
foolishness in the history of mankind. In the past, kingdoms demonstrated the
foolishness of central government, but at least it was confined to their realms
or neighboring kingdoms. With the United States government, NATO, and the UN,
foolishness is exported across the globe. These dung-burglars and purveyors of
swindles have no genuine value commensurate with the vast resources
wasted on these Franken-states. To wit, I’d like my money back.
If we needed yet another example of how the
United States government wastes our money, it is revealed that UN peacekeepers
are unable to defend defenseless, unarmed people. Uh, wasn’t that one mission
of the UN? Since they have failed time and time again at this relatively simple
task, I think we see here a defective product. Therefore, we need to take this
back for a full refund. “Would you like to exchange it for a different one,
sir?” No! That’s what you said when we took back the League of Nations for a
refund because it failed and then there was another world war which you said
the warranty didn’t cover. But you said you could exchange it for the United
Nations. But now this thing has been in the shop more than it has actually
worked! No, I just want my money back.
I
understand that the United States pays most of the UN operating budget. And
that’s why our taxes are plain wrong. The government has no right whatsoever to
take a single penny from the American people and hand it over to a foreign
government or some group of dweebs supposing themselves a world government
body. Especially when the so-called
“peacekeepers” cannot defend women from being gang-raped when those
peacekeepers are not raping women themselves. That’s what UN “peacekeepers”
were doing in Africa, you know. And elsewhere. One supposes that the UN
peacekeepers are where world militaries stash their problem soldiers now
that there aren’t weather bases in the Arctic Circle to stash them ever since
the advent of weather satellites. And we pay for it.
“Jack, you’re such an isolationist!” Yes, I
am, when I see the American people getting robbed to pay for this useless cabal
of smarmy charlatans and professional liars. I think it’s high time to keep our
own money. Not as in keep it in the United States. I mean in our own pockets.
As in, the government needs to make do with less. Right, the UN budget is
maintained and the American people are the ones whose household budgets are
not. Because we’ve got to pay for this crap. Yes, I’m an isolationist. The
world needs to suck it up and solve their own problems. We’re not their cop, teacher, doctor, social worker, or bodyguard. And
the United States government has no right to have us being those things and robbing
us to pay for it. It is well past time to pull the plug on the UN.
