To the SJW, creativity and story-telling means
replacing normal people with homosexuals, white people with black people, and
men with women. So brave. Thank you for this.
It never, ever, stops. Devil Mouse
Wars is very pleased to announce its first gay pairing:
In a recent interview with the Coffee With Kenobi podcast, Star Wars
Resistance producer Justin Ridge confirmed that Orka and Flix, a pair of alien
starship-parts salesmen featured in the Star Wars Resistance cartoon, are the
first openly gay couple on screen in the Star Wars mythos.
This exciting "news" comes just after the announced ret-conning and reduction of Emperor
Palpatane with the revelation of the real power behind the Empire:
Star Wars has revealed the woman who was actually keeping the Empire
together all those years, despite its incompetent leader: Imperial Minister
Pitina Voor.
Every fan is going to want to know the woman born Pitina Mar-Mas Voor, twenty-five years before Sheev Palpatine began his rise to power. Married to a lame duck bureaucrat in the Empire's ruling class of competing officers and governors, Pitina saw history repeating itself. That below all the bravado, intimidation, and posturing... the expansion of the Empire through brute force was killing it even as it spread (running out of both soldiers and money). And Pitina just might have led the Galactic Empire to total success, if not for once crucial weakness: Emperor Palpatine had absolutely no idea how to lead.
Every fan is going to want to know the woman born Pitina Mar-Mas Voor, twenty-five years before Sheev Palpatine began his rise to power. Married to a lame duck bureaucrat in the Empire's ruling class of competing officers and governors, Pitina saw history repeating itself. That below all the bravado, intimidation, and posturing... the expansion of the Empire through brute force was killing it even as it spread (running out of both soldiers and money). And Pitina just might have led the Galactic Empire to total success, if not for once crucial weakness: Emperor Palpatine had absolutely no idea how to lead.
To the SJW,
creativity and story-telling means replacing normal people with homosexuals,
white people with black people, and men with women. So brave. Thank you for
this.
